Wednesday, October 16, 2019

5 Ways the Internet Has Probably Ruined Me

I can buy Christmas gifts naked in bed in like, five minutes. Glad it's the thought that counts and not effort or time.

Whatever badly-thought-out, prejudiced opinion I have, I can find a massive subculture that supports that opinion and has websites dedicated to it as an eternal truth.

Even small amounts of quiet time for introspection are too overwhelming. I’ve started pulling out webcomics to glance at while waiting for crosswalk lights to change. Anything but consider myself and my flaws, please.